JESSICA 'XIAOPING' ALBA

Cantik kan Amoi ini? She reminds me of the fellow Singaporean's blogger, Xia Xue.

Her name is Xiaoping. What a beautiful name just as gorgeous as the owner. Poor Xiaoping.

I read about her on Utusan Malaysia just now and felt so pity at her. She determines to change her appearance by doing makeover. A facelift more specifically. Kalau setakat hendak mentouch up kan muka I kira OK la tu tapi yang mengerikan she decided to do plastic surgery, operasi plastik kata orang Indo. The reason? To win her boyfriend's heart back and her boyfriend's is obsessed with Jessica Alba. Her beau even asked her to wear a blonde wig so that she might look like Jessica. OMGWTF. What a sick guy.

With her current look, she can actually fish out any guys in this whole wide world whom are much more better than your very own so called bf. Show some girl power lah dik oiii. Apa sudah habis ke stok-stok Ah Beng kat China tu sampai you sanggup nak alter your gorgeous face, it's a gift from God for God's sake.



If comparing Jess' ol appearance, she also had done some face lifting. I believe. So why bothering yourself to get her altered look? Furthermore, Xioping is now pleading for some donations in order to do her facelift.

Well, human beings will never get satisfied with what they possess so readers, be thankful.


With Love,

YES, THERE ARE CHANGES AROUND

I miss to Facebook. My blog is rarely updated lately. Sekarang tengah fikir nak buat sempoi-sempoi bahasa saja. Saja-saja jerkkk... Ahaks. Yes, as long as I am updated right? Righhhhttt.....

New Year so far has given me a new boss and a new lifestyle. Talking about new boss, he's very handful. He's totally different from the others that I've handled before. Oh yes, kau pun kenalah menjadi sang labah-labah yang sungguh hebat kuasa multi-taskingnya untuk berjuang di meja L-shape ini setiap hari. Spiderwoman? Malulah pakai title tu, aku kan labah-labah gemok, mana dapat panjat bagai?



Lapar? Haus? This big packet of drinks always saves my day most of the times. This week, I cut down the soy bean drinks intake. Gula tinggi sey! So sekarang makan minum kena jaga, bak kata my Physician, "Diet is not about how much do you eat but what you eat" - sambil mengatur rambutnya yang ala² Posh Spice itu.



Oh, how tired I am. Kan beruang-beruang Koala? Luckily today there's no business on. Hey, gotta leave you guys now. I have to accomplish the minutes of meeting. Actually, there are 2 meetings plus another 10 pages of documents to be retyped. I don't think that I'm losing weight but my fingers are getting stronger day by day dek kerana menaip terlalu banyak.

Lately, I've been thinking to move out from this unit. I've been here for 10 years. Been thinking to move to hospital. The question is, when am I going to take action?

So readers, I'm signing off now. Tata!



With Love,

I HAVE DECIDED...

..... From now on, this blog will be conducted (cheyy conducted weeiii) in both English and Bahasa Melayu. Ko jangan sebut 1Malaysia! I sensitif tawww..!

Thanks to Malaysian readers yang semakin ramai singgah di blog ini.

Ai lop yiu olll! ( I love y'all!)



With Love,

GOODBYE ELVIS!

He's known as Elrey. One of the Elvis-es in Sarawak, alongside Wilfred Vincent Ragam (Elvince), TS Valentine (Elval), Ges Berundang (Elges) and Albert Blassan (Elbert).

Biologically, he's my late father's first cousin. Their mothers are siblings. One of daddy's closest cousins, they were about the same age. Last night, during a performance at Pullman Hotel, Kuching, he collapsed and was rushed to Sarawak General Hospital. Today, he's no longer with us, joining the Almighty Father in heaven and daddy too.




This happened after my dad left us 100 days ago. My dad also left us after my uncle Henry Jidin left us 100 days earlier. A coincidence or should we call it a 100 days curse? Only God knows His plans.

Uncle Rey, you'll be missed by everyone who knows you. It's so sad that you don't have chance to see me shed away 3kgs. Still remember our bets months ago? I will do it for you uncle. This Monday I'm going for my 1st appointment with Dietitian. Oh yes, I've been doing my 'workouts' for 2 weeks now and glad eventhough I haven't seen any improvement at all, so far. I guess.

Uncle, please take care of daddy and tell him we love him so much.







With Love,

DEAR READERS, PLEASE VOTE.

Dear Readers,

I need some upgrading. Not the layout. I want you guys to be honestly brutal and cast the vote given here.

I need to be more expressive which I find it is hard and limited. Lately, I struggle with works and other commitments. Lack of inspirations. Recently, I'm drawn into blogging in other language (BM) and when I tried to make an entry for a just one kick, I found out that I'm very good at it.

Please be honest. I don't want my readers to puke with my lousy entries in future.

This is for my future. This is for your futures too. *so you won't puke in front of the screen. Bahaha!!*


With Love,

READERS. SORRY, I AM SICK

Sorry again for my long hiatus. I supposed to be very busy but who knew that would fall sick yesterday. Damn. Burning inside. I vomited a hefty amount of mucus and still.

I still remember when the Asereje's fever hit us back in the 90's. Few years after that, Poco Poco Dance encountered Malaysia and other parts in the world. 2009. The Wonder Girls, a Korean all girls group encountered S.E.A.




Please watch this video. Just for fun. I hope you enjoy it. Lets dance together. Haha. +_+


With Love,

p/s: Please complete the polls, down there thanks.

MY MALAYSIA NOWADAYS

I'm so grateful that I'm born as a Sarawakian eventhough I was produced and patented in Ipoh, Perak 31 years ago. I'm so grateful that I own friends from different races but still we trust and love each other happily. I hate to touch the latest sensational inferno like burning churches and throwing red paint what so ever those idiots do. Macam bab*. Bab* pun tak serang orang melulu. Unless, kalau kau kacau anak-anak dia. Those are stupid retarded low mentality stupid uncivilized animals. They should be called that. Humans don't do uncivilized stuff.

I wrote in my blog previously that I spend too much time on the net and my life spins around office - home. My sister had started her part-time business selling food. I envy her. I want to make extra income like her too. So here I am...



... blogging (I can't leave my notebook, haha!) live from my burger stall. Meet me up at HIJAU, BDC (cuti on Wednesday and Sunday), should you want to sample our humble burgers. +_+

Yayyyy!!!!! I love food biz. I heart it.



With Love,

COULDN'T BE PROUDER THAN THIS!

Found this on our home office table yesterday. We knew she scored better than last semester but didn't expect that she brought this home.

Yes, my dear girl. Every hard work does pay!

We love you.



With Love,

TUTORIAL 101: PALE PINKISH LIPS

I was asked by a few friends on how to get the palest yet pinkish and glossy lips. OK, it was so 2008 but still, this style is applicable till 2010. This is the best lips that can go with any style - to office, college, casual outing or even to pasar malam! Must bear in mind, it is also applicable with heavy or light eye makeup. Smokey eyes technique is suitable with this pale colour so please don't match your heavy eye makeup with heavy sunshine bright lip colour.

You may also refer to my 60's look that I made before.

This is how I do it and these are the stuff that I normally use;



Body shop Oui Tantalising Lip Butter. It has whitish shimmery element that will give effect to your lipstick. Should you don't have this, well you can always use - a concealer to conceal your lips. It does work too. Trust me. I don't use concealer anymore because I hate the taste everytime I eat something oily I feel my concealer like vanishing with the food and I eat them. Ewwww!!!



Next, get any pink lipstick you have. My favourite so far is L'oreal Glam Shine 606 Fire of Passion.



Finally, you will need that wet and shimmery effect. Go for shimmery natural lipgloss. I use Fruit Jelly Tube from The Face Shop. They have range of lovely candy colours. The rule that you should stick to when applying gloss on your lips - always start from the middle and stretch it out to smear it but please take note, not to cover your entire lips. Therefore, you won't end up looking like a salivating Rottweiler or a shiny duck lip!



"Quack quack". Haha. Picture was taken for fun. Nothing wrong with this Taiwanese brand lipgloss.

So girls, happy trying! *Smooch!




With Love,

THE LATEST NEWS FOR SLU (SECRETARIES LIKE US)

Photo 1: Errkk.. stupid hair on my forehead. Hate curly hair. Let me handle the curl first. No curly hair allowed. Seriously.



Photo 2: Hepppp!!!! Ehh? NO. Wait! Eyes too small. Haha. No small eyes. *lol So sepet.



Photo 3: Yes. Eyes are bigger a bit. Haaa.. curly hair is hidden now.

Now we can do the talk.

Ignore the pics. I just wanna show you guys my first day of working in 2010 and to all my Secretary buddies, starting 1st January 2010, all of us who previously holding the post 'Pembantu Tadbir (Kesetiausahaan) N17 will be promoted to 'Setiausaha Pejabat (N27)'. Please refer to the latest circular (Please click)

Firstly, would like to congrats each other - finally.... Yes, we knew and we heard about some pros and cons against it. Personally, I am waiting for our officer to come back from KL, bringing along the good news whether the post is applicable at our department.

Salary wise, the increment is just for a hundred plus which is quite unfair for my batch. The starting salary for fresh secretaries post now is RM1400++ just few hundreds behind us who had worked for 10 years. Is it hard to push our salary to our current scale accordingly? We deserve to sit at the Asst. Admin Officer's post just like our friends from other courses, graduated from UiTM?

My dearest friends, don't worry, instead of the new increment, we'll benefit the ehem ehem, ITKA's allowance and for those who had served for more than 10 years will get 30 days annual leave plus other allowances - Perumahan, Trengkas Dwi Bahasa, Pembantu Khas and Wilayah. Cool ain't it.

Well, we're just waiting for the day. Can't wait to see some reactions from the hospital side. Most of the Secretaries working there are actually doing clerical works.

Shit. I've been dreaming the big 3 in front of my pay sheet next month which is actually a broken dream. Haha.


With Love,

BERAK & BIDET

Oits!

It's not the issue whether you wash your anus or not (haha!) after pooping. Who am I to ask but there's something about pooping that I'd love to touch here that is - pooping at shopping malls in Malaysia or any public places. Whatever.

Biologically, I will go straightly to a toilet after a happy scrumptious meal. I mean after my empty tummy being filled with food. That's why I can't go out or let my tummy goes super empty otherwisel, I will rush to find toilet after meal. So normally if I have food outside I will make sure that there are toilets nearby, so senang sikit for me to rush should any unusual movement detected on Richter scale kaedahnya.

Oh, speaking of such. I am not satisfied with our public toilets quality actually. I'm focusing on my own hometown, Kuching. Dearest ladies, the reason why I always bring bulky handbag when I go outing, yup Gabby is almost 10 years old and I don't need to bring feeding bottles. I always bring along - toilet paper, wet wipes and facial tissue. See??? Banyak kan? Wet wipes to wipe my daughter's hand after meal, facial tissue for myself and toilet paper?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO TOILET BOWL INTERGRATED WITH BIDET!!




Listen. I went to Putrajaya in 2008 by using LRT and had to stop for ehemmm, nature call at the LRT station. I wasn't worried as in I have got myself a roll of toilet paper inside my handbag. To my surprise, the public toilet was clean and smelled good too. I mean it was well maintained eventhough there are thousands of people might be using the toilet everyday. The best thing was, the hose was hung properly and there was water to wash after doing your 'business'. OMG. Thank God.

The same thing happened when I visited ASTRO at Bukit Jalil in 2004. My stomach really given me big hard time but with the extra tiny 'pipe' that helps cleaning process a lot, I had no worries whenever I travel to KL. I just make assumption. I'm not being stupidly racist here OK but I know the reason why. I guess because there are more Malays in KL than in Kuching, so water is very important to do 'istinjak' or 'cebok' hahahaha... so pepahamlah korang. Eeeeeiii! Malunya kita nak cakap. Haha. My stomach is very stupid. Haha. Selalu mau berak aje kerjanya.

So people, bidet is very important and for me, I feel more clean and fresh.



"Couldn't be fresherrrr than this!!" Haha.


With Love,

PLEASE DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE NOT BRAVE ENOUGH!

.... Scared enough to see what happened to us on the first day of 2010?

By the way, I love the title of this entry so much. Haha.

Gabby and Momma went to saloon and behold people, these are the results after spending more than 3 effin' hours and burnt RM123.00 (4D junkies, please buy these numbers - 123. Thank you. Haha.)


The daughter's look. Innocent but sultry.


Mother looks like a 'Bayat' hahaha... And resembles Mrs. Zebra. Ain't it cool people? Say YES lah..... say lah...

RM 123.00 consists of hair wash for 2, hair treatment for 2, hair cut for 2 and hair bleaching for 1. Cheap ain't it?

I didn't go to Alan's Inspiration to get inspired. Nope, didn't go to see Mr. Toni and his Guy to cut my hair. I just went to a decent saloon named, ROWENA at Padungan. It's located just opposite the Grand Continental Hotel, at the first floor - there are Taka Bakery and Go Fun Kee Bak Kut Teh at the ground floor. You won't get lost. Oh, Rowena is the owner and she's a very bubbly Chinese-Iban lady who kept on asking whether Gabby wants to be her daughter-in-law. Haha. Kesian my girl. Awal awal sudah kena booked.

Try lah one day, you'll never regret. I guess it's the only saloon in Kuching that opens as early as 7:45 in the morning because she has to cope with her regular clients who work at the nearby banks. Take note that this saloon has existed for more than 20 years. Whoa.... lady bankers set their hair before going to work meh? Lihai...lihaii....

OK people. Time to sign off. I need to wash my face, so oily. Yuxxxx.

With Love,

TIPS: SMOKEY EYESHADOW BROWN UNTUK MATA SEPET

Entri khas dalam Bahasa Melayu ini dibawakan khas untuk geng-geng macam si Gediks dan Cikgu Chris yang bubbly yang suka membebel tanya macam macam itu ini situ sini berkenaan dengan grooming dan yang sewaktu dengannya. Oh ya, mungkin pembaca semua masih ingat kan yang Miss Coki pernah mempunya blog for fashion whatsoeva it was called so guys, you still can read all of the entries by clicking: |HERE|

Kali ini Miss Coki akan membuat 101 tutorial macam mana hendak membuat mekap mata yang paling simple, ringkas dan cepat.

Bahan-bahan yang diperlukan, ceh dah jadi macam rancangan masak masak la pulak.

• Eyeshadow yang ada warna hitam, cokelat tua, cokelat muda ataupun keemasan.

• Berus untuk eyeshadow - untuk mencalit dan blending.

Oh, please mind my over dry hand. Kering siot tangan gua.

• Mascara yang power. Ai gunakan Maybelline Unstoppable Curly Extension. Pergghh panjang nama.
  

Picture taken from Wan Yian's blog.

OK. Sila rujuk gambar.




1. Ambil eyeshadow yang hitam dan tepekkan di bahagian kelopak bawah (1). Pastikan jangan di blend terus, ambik banyak banyak tau. Jangan susah hati kalau comot.

2. Pada bahagian tengah kelopak mata (2) ambil warna cokelat muda atau tua, ikut suka koranglah. Gunakan teknik menepek (pat lightly) dan jangan sesekali blend.



Ha, nampak tak kat bawah hitam kat atas cokelat. Lepas ni baru kita blend.

3. So, sekarang u ambil blend brush dan blend kan bahagian (1) dan (2). Untuk mendapatkan rona atau bayangan kehitaman di tepi mata, tarik sedikit warna hitam dari (1) dan blend di hujung korner mata.




4. Sekarang dah nampak kan?? Kalau masih tak puas hati sebab nampak sangat ketara di antara hitam dan cokelat itu, sila blend lagi dan lagi.

5. Masih ingat tak berus yang digunakan untuk mencalit warna hitam? Gunakan berus itu untuk mewarna bahagian alis mata bahagian bawah. Apabila membuat mekap mata begini, sila jangan guna penggaris mata (eyeliner).



6. Tu dia. Nampakkan??? Akhir sekali gunakan mascara dan kasi mascara kaw-kaw tebalnya untuk mendapatkan efek bulu mata pelesu. Korang tentu tanak buang masa pasang bulu mata pelesu dalam mengejar masa nak turun ofis, nak buat susu anak lagi kan? Haha.

Mekap mata ini sesuai gila untuk awek yang mata sepet seperti Miss Coki dan juga untuk yang tidak mempunyai soket mata macam minah salleh.

OK, eyeshadow dan mascara semua adalah dari rangkaian Maybelline. Kerana diriku begitu berharga kaedahnya. Haha.


p/s: Untuk mengelakkan daripada mendapat serpihan hitam sememeh di bawah mata, sila sapukan bedak tabur terlebih dahulu. Selepas selesai semuanya barulah kesan tadi disapu dengan berus kipas.

With Love,

FIRST ENTRY OF 2010 - MY STORY WITH NUFFNANG

I met him in 2008. So from the first time I attached to him, I never, never fail to impress my readers with stories eventhough my stories are sometimes lame so boo me, boo! For Nuffnangers, you guys know the important rules and one of them is putting the ads in your blogs since well, yes it is the main purpose right? People, are you with me???

I did. But it was only for a few months...... I only 'wake up' in December this year. Ya. Saya sangat bodoh. I am so stupid that I had to start all over again. Oh, how I hate myself to death. When I checked my previous Buffered Earnings in 2008, I was actually doing OK but again, why on earth I was so forgetful to put the ads back to my blog??? The only thing that I concerned about was, my blog layout. I am lame. Kill me now. Urgh.

Then in December, I reconciled with Nuffnang. Things are going smooth between us. Some interesting facts I'd like to share with you guys and were taken from my account. We start with the Pie Chart.



Well hello Malaysians! What is wrong with my blog? My readers are majority coming from the United State of America. Yeah, party in the USA??? Yeahh!! Miley Cyrus, are u reading my blog too? Bahaha.



Thanks peeps! I guess they enjoy to read Puteri's and Cat Cat's blog hahahaha.... then they look at the clock on the wall and still have time to surf the net so they surf more and then get themselves automatically linked to mine. What a theory! Speaking of such, what actually the stuff that people normally search in my blog? Let us see,




....hmmm.. make up classes in Spring... The Spring actually... and err...errr.. Iban Porn???? OMGWTF Iban Porn is doing in my blog??? Haahaaahah....

Thank you readers. Keep on supporting me by reading my blog and please click my Nuffnang ads.


p/s: Should you think the image is too damn tiny for your 4 eyes, please click to enlarge them. Thanks.

With Love,