TGIF ENTRY!

Instructions

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

1. Your name?
PATRICIA: a beautiful, tall, smart, brunnete that likes to party.
Usually friends with a blonde. - WTF?? LOL. =))


2. Age?
30: A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer - SKOLS is my middle name, hahahahah very cheap one crate RM48.00 ok?


3.One of your friends?
JULIA: a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers! - Julia will faint to read this. She will, I guarantee.


4. What should you be doing?
DIET - a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure. - So TRUE


5. Favorite colour?
RED - Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. - Hahahahha!!


6. Birthplace?
PERAK: A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others. - What the??


7. Month of your birthday?
MARCH : Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. - Yes, I am.

8. Last person you talked to?
SURI: A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist. - Suri is famous than me.. hahahaha... I can't accept that. Hahahha..


9. One of your nicknames?
PAT: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not masturbating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl. - What about Pat Pat? Multiple orgasm?


You read it, you try it!


.. Cokelatrawkz ..

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOG

Besides GreenHill Corner, there is one kopitiam that we use to have our breakfast every morning. Chin Heng Cafe is the name. Their specialty is their Kolok Mee, very classic - served in an old porcelain bowl and pale but tasty. The Taukey loves to put lots of porky balls for us! If you know where the pub 'Ruai' is then you must know where this kopitiam is located.



My favourite starter of the day. Strong black coffee with milk. I will blog about the Kolok Mee next week perhaps but there's one thing that draws my attention whenever I am enjoying my bowl of hot Kolok, I will see this regular panorama, every morning.

This particular cafe is not only a famous hang-out spot for taxi drivers. Oh yes, not forgetting to mention it is indeed the best hidden spot for the afternoon session school boys to hang-out with their friends, sipping a cup of Kopi O' and smoking.



..... These youngsters I guess are still in lower secondary i.e. Form 1 & Form 2. Their futures are still blurry and based on their over exposed and loud conversation, it seems that they don't know what they are grumbling about. Their hot topics are mostly about girls and which cigarette is the cheapest. ^_^



.... Hmm.. nice puff there lil' buddy! Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be the future's not ours to see, que sera sera.. what will be, will be....


p/s: If this school's teachers read my blog, please visit Chin Heng Cafe after 7:10 a.m. every morning and check it out.


.. Cokelatrawkz ..

CRAY-FISH FEAST ON SATURDAY!

Our friends, John and Priscilla know how to cheer us up. Yalah, after all the holocaust we had last week and look at what we had on Saturday! Please pay attention readers, all food served was solely for the 'ladies' table. Guys sat outside and BBQ-ed for us! Woohoo!! We were the Queens for the day.



Crayfishes. I'd kill for a bowl of this. Damn! They were big and juicy and the meat uuurrgghh!

100 grams (uncooked weight) of typical prawns contains 106 calories while there are 71 calories in 100 grams of Crayfish. Whoaaaa ... !!!! So it is obvious that eating CrayFISH is healthier, don't you agree?



This one? Some prawns (Siar) cooked by Mr. Ting himself. I reckon this is around 1.25kgs. Yum yum. I ate 80% of them. :p The flesh was so naturally sweet and we love to suck the head part, especially the brains. I had too much of them. *LOL*



BBQ is not complete without chicken wings. Oh ya, don't have the pictures of BBQ chicken franks, so Malaysian... ;)

Anyway, we finished by 6:00 p.m. and thanks so much to the Tings - John, Priscilla and Baby Samuel. We skipped dinner because everyone was stuffed and too lazy to cook. *BURP.



On the way home, we dropped by at this pet's shop at 2 1/2 mile to buy milk powder for our kittens - Anyik, Tuan and Bujang. Oh, bought some dog food for my bitch, Miss Marcella Elle. The guys then bought TOTO tickets. Wasting money, hahahahah!!



Ok, some ads to add. Should you wish to buy fresh crayfish, just contact me via this blog or YM to get Mr. Ting's HP number. Special price for my blog readers, the crayfish is sold for RM15 per kilogram. So, what are you waiting? Grab some today!!



Yummy. *DROOL*

.. Cokelatrawkz ..

VERY BUSY ENTRY

I made myself busy today eventhough boss is away, I struggled with housekeeping and 5S stuff.

Hope my Gabby is getting better today. We bought her cough syrup yesterday, just 'Ubat Batuk Cap Ibu dan Anak'. She already given excuse last Sunday for not going to school on Monday.




So sad my girl, her request was REJECTED by Papa. School is school.

But we took her out for lunch yesterday before sending her to tuition class. She looked happy and I guess, she's totally forgotten about her sickness.

... Just by eating Nasi Campur - white rice with fried egg and fried chicken. Oh, with splashes of 'kicap' (soy sauce).



.. Cokelatrawkz ..

THE FEVER IS BACK!

"Kalau ada apa-apa, telefon ye?" (If there's anything, just give me a call) , that's what Boss said before leaving me with some smelly ikan kering he bought at KK, which I adore so much. I sat down and checking through the piles on my desk when my phone suddenly rang. I picked it up, just a normal voice of my SIL asking me whether I'll be joining them for this coming Secretaries Week.

To tell her the truth, I really want to join them this year because the company that organises the conference, MRS Mgt. Sdn. Bhd. has thought of something that strikes us, more this year!



The calling! Can you see the venue for this year's conference? We always have it at Riverside Crowne Plaza but this year, it will be held on April 13-14 at FOUR POINTS BY SHERATON, Kuching!! The most talked about and the latest, hippest hotel in town!



The second reason is this! Yes, I am one of the regular participants and this year would be my 7th times! I know the gift would be extra special for us, the regulars but check the door gifts out! Each participant will be allowed to pick one; either the Elle Studio Watch and..... a DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah, tell me how cool it is?? I called Mandy of MRS this afternoon and blatantly asked her, what brand the camera would be. She didn't answer me directly but she gave me an unquestionable answer when she said, "It's clear and it's 7.1 megapixels". *My heart dropped. *LOL*

Oh yes, I guess, some of readers would laugh at me yes, you can laugh as loud as you could because you have what? like 10? 12? 700 megapix?? Just brag on, now tell me who can give you a free digital camera without entering any contest just like that??? Just like that baby! FYI, the current digital camera with me was bought way back in 2004 and it is 3.3 megapix but it has given me thousands of spectacular results.



My vintage digital camera. The VC3010Z is a 3.3 MP digital camera equipped with a 3x optical zoom and 4x digital zoom. I'll show some of the best images it has captured in the past.





See the clarity? Can you see it? I think I'll get more than this I guess with the new one, just wait for my updates in April. Woohoo, I'm so intrigued and without thinking twice, I said YES to my SIL.



Hmmm.. so tomorrow, Miss Coki will fill up this form and wait for April to come which she can't wait!

So to all Secretaries in West Malaysia & Sabah/Labuan, just click the link that I placed above and join us this year! See ya'll soon!!!!


.. Cokelatrawkz ..

RIHANNA'S BRUISED IMAGE REVEALED

Checking THE SUN online news last night. So surprised to see a face of, ugly beatened up face and I am thanking the tabloid for giving me the headline: RIHANNA'S REVENGE. Wait, that's Rihanna????



Once upon a time, the lovebirds, Prince & Princess of Pop.


Shocking image! The 'popped' face!

From the picture, we can see this is a vicious and brutal attack. No woman should have to go through this. Rihanna needs to know that the violence will only get worse over time — however much her attacker promises he will change. - By SANDRA HORLEY, Chief Executive of Refuge

Ohh.. Chris is in deep shit. First, because he beat his own girl and she's a WOMAN. It's so un-COOL to beat a woman when as a man you should protect her. Secondly, because of his stupid action, I guess thousands of Rihanna's fanz in Malaysia had to accept fact that they have wasted their Ringgits to buy the tickets. I think Celcom, as the sponsor faced worst situation!

p/s: Just click on the picture to view larger image.

... CokelatrawkZ ...

EXHAUSTING WEEK

Oh, what a week I had this one. I should learn from hubby how to handle my temper. I did. I did to. It came back to me when it hit the right trigger. I haven't been so much in anger like what I'm having this week. At one point, my anger stopped instantly when hubby pondered to me; "I was like you, I was too angry till I felt that I was able to kill someone. I drove my car around the town aimlessly then I stopped at The Carmellite and prayed. After few minutes, everything has calmed down. Would you do the same?". I can't believe to hear what was uttered by him. I paused. I just said to him, "I feel like all my dreams are shattered. Betrayal is painful to bear. To make it worst, we're betrayed by our friend. I can lose control without you dear. Thank God I didn't do anything stupid on the internet..". I can't tell you what is happening but I know YOU, YOU know who YOU are, reading my blog everyday. This is my medium to express my feelings. YOU shattered my dreams. And you know what dreams are? I want to go for family vacation this coming school holidays, I want to attend my brother's convocation ceremony in October, I want all the missing days of last year's celebrations, my Christmas shopping, my New Year. I can put a stretch long of list here, and for my sufferings, I put all the blame on YOU. Ah, I need to see a psychiatrist, I guess. Everytime I think about it, I feel like punching the wall till I break my fingers. I can't hold the urge of my furiousity. Readers, don't push me to tell you what is the problem that bothers my brain, just sit and read.

In the office. I was once mocked as 'The Living Phone Book' by D.F. Why? Because I can memorize almost 22 hospitals fax and telephone numbers in my head. Almost. I still can't accept what D.O said to me this evening before 5:00 p.m. It was all started by a piece of letter. You see here, I'm working with a system. If you can't find the letter, the possibilities are; it could be with boss, maybe in his briefcase because his table is clear. So does my table. Before filing or distribute it out, it must be recorded, bastard!! So why can't you just wait for him to come back to office this weekend and stop , please stop labelling me as 'forgetful'!!!!!!!! If I am that bad, I won't score 90%++ in my annual ACR, and do you think that I bribed all the bosses to get the 'Outstanding Service Award' this year?????? You tell me. Pussies are bad when they become bosses. Do you think it's easy to SATISFY everyone's lust?????? Or am I trying too hard to please everyone??? You tell me. Oh God, please calm me down. Forgive my trespasses.... I had enough of all these.

I sound as if I am now having depression. I will eventually go crazy if I treat myself bad like this. Hey, what the heck and hell to y'all who hurt my feeling. I feel better now. I feel like baking butter cake tomorrow. Hey, I'm good already, .. I want to play PC games and will stay up late maybe.... Yayy!! I'm good, I'm fine, I'm positive. You know what? I'm serious.. I feel much better now. It's good to write sometimes. I can express everything, anything, anytime, anywhere. Where's tissue? OK. *Sniffs. Done. Sorry for being so emo. I need a hug and my teddy bear is waiting to hug me on the bed. I will hug him then I will continue my games. Thanks to my family members who support me and willing to hear my rants. I love you and you know who you are; at Yahoo Messenger, thanks a lot. Coki has a mission to accomplish, to be a Cowboy Girl and play Westward!

"Fly... fly away my sadness, and let happiness come to me to caress..."

... CokelatrawkZ ...

IS THIS ATLANTIS?

THIS is the amazing image which could show the fabled sunken city of Atlantis. It shows a perfect rectangle the size of Wales lying on the bed of the Atlantic Ocean nearly 3½ miles down.

A host of criss-crossing lines, looking like a map of a vast metropolis, are enclosed by the boundary.

Location ... 620 miles off Africa

They seem too vast and organised to be caused naturally. And last night the possibility of an extraordinary discovery had oceanographers and geophysicists captivated.

<== Hero ... Patrick Duffy in TV show

The site lies 620 miles off the west coast of Africa near the Canary Islands — a location for Atlantis seemingly suggested by the ancient philosopher Plato.

He believed it was an island civilisation sunk by an earthquake and floods around 9,700BC — nearly 12,000 years ago.

The “grid” showed up on Google Ocean, a Google Earth extension that uses a combination of satellite images and marine surveys.

Last night Dr Charles Orser, curator of historical archaeology at New York State University — and one of the world’s leading authorities on Atlantis — called it “fascinating”.

He said: “The site is one of the most prominent places for the proposed location of Atlantis, as described by Plato. Even if it turns out to be geographical, this definitely deserves a closer look.”

The legend of Atlantis has captured the imagination of scholars for centuries.

And in the 1970s it spawned a hit TV series, Man From Atlantis, in which Patrick Duffy played a webbed hero who could live underwater.



Situated in an area called the Madeira Abyssal Plane, the grid was spotted by aeronautical engineer Bernie Bamford as he browsed through Google Ocean.

Sunken ... artist's impression of lost metropolis

Bernie, 38, of Chester, said: “It looks like an aerial map of Milton Keynes. It must be man-made.”

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Wah wah wah.... I've been reading about this Atlantis since my primary school time. With Google Ocean, now we can actually see the location of Atlantis? Thanks to technology! Would like to read more, you may read here.


.. Cokelatrawkz ..

I WAS TAGGED AGAIN! o_O

My chubby brother, Ken tagged me, OH Ken... hanjjj ko kenakan akak pagi² yang indah permai iniiiewww!

1. Coki's exboyfriend :
a bullshit named J.T. (Jantan Terjalang?) hahahha...

2. Coki listenin' to:
Adele - ohhh she's so me.... or I'm so her? Jennifer Hudson - Divaaaah!

3. Maybe Coki Shud:
Strike back?

4. Coki like to learn:
Tailoring.

5. Coki BestFriend:
My family and Jesus

6. Coki dont understand:
Eat little but getting bigger, while some people eat too much but still don't grow any inch

7.Coki lost:
Trusts from people she trusted

8. Many people said Coki's chubby
Awwwhh..no need to mention that. +_+

9. Coki living in a place called:
Supreme Garden, Kuching

10.Da meaning of Coki's real name:
Patricia means- of noble descent. Ken, I'm a 'bangsawan' OK? ada kelazzzzzzzz... kelas hapa? kelasik (classic)....hahahahah!

11.Love is:
To see someone you love happily loving you

12.The meaning of 'Forever':
Eternity

13.Coki will try:
Own her own sanctuary,heaven on earth called 'a house'.

14. Coki's HP:
Samsung X820

15.Coki's very annoyed:
Twisted tongue serpent

16.Whenever Coki's Wakeup from sleep:
Will pull the curtain to check the sunlight

17.Party is:
Sitting down with big crowd of friend, sipping drinks and gossiping while the other half of me playing guitar and singing with his crowd.

18.The cutest animal:
Koala Bear

19.Coki's best age:
21 years

20.Coki's felt tension today:
... yes and felt betrayed too.

21.Tonite, Coki will:
avoiding phone calls & any contact with outside world. Leave Me Alone.

22.When Coki look at himself in the mirror this morning:
"ohh my pimples gone!"

23.Shopping Mall:
You must be thinking The Spring since I'm living near it but I still find Wisma Saberkas rocks!

24.Fast food are usually:
KFC, McD, KFC, McD, KFC, McD, KFC, McD, ... and Still waiting for BURGER KING to invade Kuching!

25.I am Tagging:
Sis EnAiD, bro Ejay, sis Cuth, sis Deb, sis Lyana & sis Puteri!

HAVE FUN!

READING JAWI!

نام ساي چوكي.
= Nama saya Coki

One of my most nostalgic primary school's memories was when we were learning Jawi (jim alif wau ya) every Friday. It was compulsory for everyone to learn that during my time. I admit that I was very good, I still remember I scored mostly around 85% - 88% for that paper.

Utusan Melayu (اوتوسن ملايو) for instance is published in Jawi. I managed to grab one that belongs to my office since we're subscribing some of the leading newspapers. Let me check my skills, maybe have to polish it.


The newspaper is called, "UTUSAN MELAYU". Can you see the guy and a woman holding boxes of cookies? Well, it's written there; "USAHAWAN MELAYU GLOKAL". On the left side, as you can see there's SUKMA mascott and in the middle we have, "TSUNAMI API LANDA AUSTRALIA". The last one hmmm... "INDONESIA LUBUK PENDIDIKAN ISLAM".

Pheewwww... I still can read them eventhough I read slower than a walking snail.

:D :D

SEXUALLY CREATIVE!

KUALA LUMPUR - Pasangan yang terbabit dalam perlakuan seks di bilik X-ray sebuah hospital di ibu negara seperti yang didedahkan Kosmo! semalam dikatakan suami isteri. Menurut sumber, wanita itu merupakan bekas kakitangan hospital berkenaan dan semasa perlakuan memalukan itu dirakamkan, dia berkhidmat dengan sebuah jabatan kerajaan. Ketika aksi seks itu dirakamkan, lelaki berusia lingkungan 30-an dalam video itu datang ke tempat kerja isterinya yang berusia 26 tahun pada waktu malam.

Lelaki itu bekerja sebagai Mat Dispatch (penghantar surat). Wanita itu dipercayai isteri kedua kepada lelaki tersebut. Difahamkan masa untuk mereka bersama begitu terhad dan kesempatan yang ada di bilik X-ray hospital digunakan sebaik mungkin untuk menjalankan tanggungjawabnya sebagai isteri.

"Video tersebut telah tersebar sejak November tahun lalu apabila rakaman itu jatuh ke tangan pihak tidak bertanggungjawab yang menyebarkannya di sebuah laman web.

"Ia dipercayai disebarkan selepas telefon bimbit wanita itu hilang. Wanita itu telah membuat laporan mengenai kehilangan gajet tersebut di Balai Polis Jinjang sekitar Oktober atau November tahun lalu,'' kata sumber itu di sini semalam.

Dalam laporan tersebut, wanita itu mendakwa dia bimbang koleksi gambar peribadinya yang terdapat dalam telefon bimbit itu akan disalahgunakan oleh pihak yang tidak bertanggungjawab.

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OMG! Kelakor sundelzzzz!

So pity lah Mat Despatch ni, yang mampu berbini 2 tapi tak mampu nak buat 'timing' betul² bila nak projek bini. Dah pandai buat pandailah simpan, tapi jangan simpan dalam henpon cik abang oiii... Lainler kalo cik abang punya badan segagah Peter North and cik adik seputih melepak Jenna Jameson.

Yang kiterang dok gelak guling² bila tengok video lucah ni,....

cik abang ada iras2 Ron Jeremy versi berambut.....

cik kak pulak bontot berkerak, sikit punya baik pakai thong! Siap ada sound effect lagi kaooo.!

lawak siot!

... I FEEL LIKE CHANGING **Pissed off Entry

It's been 2 months in the new year. When I look back, I have left my singlehood a.k.a married for nearly 10 years. I admit it, since married, I have changed a lot. I was fierce, I was harsh, I was 'cold'....

But when I look back again, within 9 years of being 'solemn', I have built my low self-esteem and at some occasions, I'm actually being bullied mentally.

.... So many cruel things happened lately. I need to crawl and get up. I can't be so weak and being very politely blogging about this.

This is my life.

I paint my own canvas.

Do you?

MY VALENTINE

tiba saatnya kita saling bicara
tentang perasaan yang kian menyiksa
tentang rindu yang menggebu
tentang cinta yang tak terungkap

sudah terlalu lama kita berdiam
tenggelam dalam gelisah yang tak teredam
memenuhi mimpi-mimpimu malam kita

duhai cintaku, sayangku, lepaskanlah
perasaanmu, rindumu, seluruh cintamu
dan kini hanya ada aku dan dirimu
sesaat di keabadian

jika sang waktu kita hentikan
dan segala mimpi-mimpi jadi kenyataan
meleburkan semua batas
antara kau dan aku...kita

My Valentine,

Before I knew you, I had always loved you,
Even as I dreamed of whom I'd love.
My inner picture was a portrait of you
Years before your heart my heart would move.
Vistas of enchantment are but rarely
As we find them in reality.
Love with you is what I dreamed, but really,
Eden as no dream could ever be.
Nor is this the magic of the moment,
The proper costume for the holiday.
In words like these one finds the winnowed ferment,
Not of the desire, but of the way,
Else lost amid the longings of the day.

Believe me, I still in love with that man, who at first reluctantly shook his hand with me. The man who who fought to win my heart eventho he knew that his roommate had the same feeling towards me. The one who always looked at me from far, but afraid to ask me, did I feel the same way as he did?? I still love him eventho he's no longer wearing size 34 jeans, no longer in his 'Indie Brits' hair, no longer in 'The Lemonheads' T-shirt. He is now has grown into fully big man, keeps shorter, neater haircut but he is still preserving his sweetest smile, his passions for music and most of all for me, our daughter and my cookings.

I always love you Dak-Dak .... forever I will.

SO RETARDEDLY IN LOVE,...

A VALENTINE'S ENTRY : LOVE IS IN THE AIR, EVERYWHERE I GO

The Kings went for their weekend's ritual which is coincided with Valentine's Day, whichever the coincidence is as we always have Saturday's night out eating to bond the three Kings together and having private talks regarding works, school and life.

We drove up and down searching for good spot but found none except jammed! Yess... Kuching was jammed packed with vehicles. Kuchingites gave a full kick for this year's Valentine's celebration I guess. It's prolly the hot weather, everyone was getting out of the house and hibernated in the malls, I reckon. After nearly one hour cruising around, we finally parked in front of NH Food Network. Mork, you're gonna laugh to read this, laugh on! NH Food Network??? What to do.. no other places to go maaaa....

This was captured along Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman (Waterfront Area), see how congested the traffic was that night!

This is a striking pose! Uh uh, I didn't ask her to pose like that. It's au natural. We love this particular eating spot, thanks to my Uncle Mork, can call u uncle meh Mork? Hahahah.... and Loli who introduced this place to us. My family loves this place because of its reasonable price, the ambience is heartwarming and very conducive for families to experience dining al fresco style at night.

Some of the captivating captured images done by me and Gabby. Yes, she took my picture by using my HP camera. Ignore the chubby momma, she's actually suffering from a growling stomach. Grrrookk .. grookkkkk.... (I skipped lunch because of this so please appreciate and respect me. *LOL)
What we had that night. 3 plates of Grilled Chicken Chop, Teh Tarik Ice, Watermelon Juice, Coke Float and a bowl of Potato Wedges. Hubby whispered to me later, that those bulkies were cheap!! How cheap I asked. RM50 for all of that.. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. cheaper than McD!!! LoL**



Took a stroll in the car later on to enjoy the nightlife of Miau City. Not so much to rave about just silly jam. There's no roses, no bear or balloon to enlighten the mood, just too commercial. The thing that is more important to us is 2 weeks away after Valentine's Day, we must celebrate the day. The day when we found that we are fated for each other, the beginning when love bonded us so strongly and we have found togetherness in love eternity.

Yes, this end of the month, we'll be celebrating our 9th Wedding Anniversary! Yippie yayy!!! There will be an entry to follow so readers, stay tuned!

MONDAY'S CHEER UP ENTRY

Things Got Ya Down on Monday? Well then, consider these .... (thanks to Jar Jar, I've got this from him)

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the
incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????


A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.


Are Ya OK Now? - No?


Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Great!


There now, feeling better??? Then send this to all your friends who need cheering up.....

FRIDAY WRAP-UP

MAKAN-MAKAN @ OFFICE
Some posting on 'makan-makan' (literally eating activity) at our office.

Attended CNY celebration organised by our very own Dental Department. Can't help to laugh at the DIY lion dancers! Food was great, from Rock Road Seafood (rocks!). I went on for two rounds as everyone else did. Yummy. Enough said. :p

We collect money, RM5 from each person monthly just for our very own style of 'networking' and look at what we had. Nasi Lemak and Laksa Sarawak. Can you see my bowl there with the red laksa broth? I'm drooling while typing this haha.... Get together and munch munch, there is no time for gossiping but eating. :p


HOT SEASON HITS KUCHING!
I hate this weather. How I miss last month where we had cooler days and having hot Milo and enjoying our weekends' afternoon nap. As I expected, hundreds of cars jammed the road tonight, I guess everyone got out from the house and looking for cooler spots like shopping malls. Our bedroom's air-cond is dying and can't be serviced anymore. Got to replace it with new one. Shit.

In Sarong?? - Picture for Illustration Only.

I'm wearing a sarong while typing this at 12:47 in the midnight and had taken bath for twice since 5:00 p.m. I can feel my rashes popping out at my back and my arms. If I have millions in my account (in my dreams), I must have moved to a cooler country. This weather had caused so much troubles for me, I wanna be at my office, can't wait for Monday. :( My body has invaded by sore throat, dry cough, stupid flu, rashes what to say sticky sweats. Yieewwww!

Anyway, I have to go sleep now. In sweats.

LOOK AT US - MUSIC TAG!

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you
got it from.


OK, so let us start the game!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
= 311 - All Mixed Up
what am I? a mixed up chub. Haha..


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
= 98 Degrees - Invisible Man
Very obvious that I'm looking for heart not look..hahahaha.. Yes, I married a low profile guy.


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
= Maroon 5 - Back at Your Door
what am I? a mixed up chub. Haha..


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
= I'll Make Love to You - Boyz II Men
Don't get me wrong. Me no love maniac! LOL


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
= And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going - Jennifer Hudson
Going where?


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
= Sandaran Hati - Letto
Yes, u can count on me... :D


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
= All My Life - KC & JoJo
Yes, I'm a bit of this and that of them.


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
= I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Huhh?


WHAT IS 2+2?
= Don't Say Goodbye - Human Nature
Huhh???? Again.


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
= Put Your Records On - Corrine Bailey Rae
Enjoy your life girls.. *wink


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
= Like a Star - Corrine Bailey Rae
Of course.


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
= Back at One - Brian McKnight
Auuwww..I'm living a romantic life.


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
= I am Changing - Jennifer Hudson
Totally! From size 2 to size 26, hahahahaha...


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
= With You - Chris Brown
I married him already for almost 9 years.


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
= This is Our Song - Code Red
Yes ma, pa, I'm beautiful, divine, everything bout me so fine..hahahahah... - the lyrics say not me.


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
= I Care About You - Kc & JoJo, Babyface & New Edition

what am I? a mixed up chub. Haha..


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
= Just the Two of Us - Will Smith
I can't imagine that hahahaha.... rapping.


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
= My Stoney Baby - 311
I'm no stoner oiiii!


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
= Forever - Damage
Auuwwww.. so sweet.


WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
= On Bended Knee - Boyz II Men
True. When I fell on bended knee at stranger's house in front of my new friends from Forum Cari. Maluuunyerr!



HOW WILL YOU DIE?
= Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
Scary!


WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
= Fashionista - Jimmy James
Whooaattt!!


WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
= 6,8,12 - Brian McKnight
How cum? It's romantic what?


WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
= Control Myself - Maroon 5
Yes, can't control sometimes.


WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
= A Promise I Make - Dakota Moon
I made promise with God and Registrar must stay loyal.


WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
= Unbreak My Heart - Toni Braxton
Who wants a heartbreak? Cross ma' fingers!

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
= Never Find Someone Like You - Keith Martin
The song's title speaks for itself. LOL


IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
= It Ain't Over till It's Over - Lenny Kravitz
I wanna be ME, with my figure 10 years ago! Don't wanna be anybody else.


WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
= Can We Talk - Tevin Campbell
I can't talk, kerja banyak! (Many works to do..) :P


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
= Look At Us - Vance Gill
Yes, look and reply.



Creepy, huh. Somehow most of the answers are quite related to my life. Why don't you try for yourself and tag your friends out there. This is fun!

HOWDY!

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How's everything? Fine? Not good? Naaaa.. everyone has their own bad and good days so just go thru all that with smile and positive attitude. Nothing to rave about this week, only that my girl is now keep on thinking herself on becoming the next Hannah Montana. OMG, yes, whatever. She even skipped her dinner tonight and had her bowl of honey cornflakes as early as 6:00 p.m. Yeah, I know, she's concern about her look now as she recently told me that she wanted to participate in the next year's Miss Cheongsam at her school. OK girl, Mama will support you don't ya ever worry! *wink.

Almost had some squabbling at home yesterday. It was my MIL who had a gastric attack and my hubby went bla bla bla and bla blaming her for being so ridiculously selective in eating. Oh yes, she's quite picky and easily get bored with the same 'city' menu. Surprisingly, my MIL is a city 'girl'. She's born and bred in Kuching but has the tongue of typical 'longhouse' Iban lady. I always bumped into her complaining stuff like, "It's either fish, meat, fish, meat or fish, meat, fish, meat.... " She is more to something that she would call, 'lauk babas' (jungle foodstuff) like ferns, bamboo shoots, wild boar, river fish and some other funny names of jungle shoots that I can't recall. She loves to go marketing at 'Pasar Minggu' or at 7th Mile and sometimes as far as 10th Mile, Penrissen Road for the sake of 'lauk babas'. It's OK with us for it's done once a week but my FIL isn't the right person for the job of chaffeuring! Dang! My husband??? It's a No-No for him to drive her , excuse me.. to wake up early on the weekends and drive her mom and a No-No for me because I hate to park my car very far from the market. I really hate when I stop at one fish stall, I sweat like rain!!! Please pardon a big size person like me, I sweat a lot, even when walking for let say, 500 metres but heck it's good, I repeat it's good, GOODDDDDDD, for me (I know you guys will pinpoint me and say it's for exercise) and do you look NORMAL but it will always followed by BIG QUESTION MARK on the public face for seeing you, like bathing in sweats under the heavy stormy rain?? It happened OK, in KL. We were on our journey from KL to Kuching a year ago. Everyone was like shivering in cold, wearing sweater but me???? My hair and blouse was soaking wet in sweats!!!!!!! You want to know why? Because that mother-bucker Air Asia let all the patrons walking as far as 3 miles??? *Joking. To board the plane. Shit. Yes, everyone CAN FLY but NOT EVERYONE CAN WALK VERY FAST AND GASPING FOR SOME AIR IN TEARS! Serious. I was crying while stepping on the staircase. Even the cabin crews were puzzled with me. Yes, I was the last person boarded the plane, yet I was the first exited the door. Muakakakka.... what a record! Thanks to my Ventolin inhaler in my purse. Otherwise, the Air Asia sexy stewardesses will gasp for some air lifting Miss Jumbo 2008 and send her to hospital for some neb. Cool ain't it.

Well, back to the main story. Phewww.. see? How far my grumbles have flown? Using Air Asia some more! *LOL* I can't actually proceed more for it's really making me like, turning into an Incredible Hulk with bra on, of course telling this story. Actually a lot more.

But I finally came to the conclusion, which has been understood by my beloved husband. I actually wanna be independent and I need my own air to breath. I was born to be an independent girl, so I need my privacy to be respected as well.



... I want to buy nice stuff without people peeking inside my shopping bag and scream "WHOAAAA!!!"

... I want to do baking freely and if I do something wrong nobody is bla bla behind me telling me this and that eventhough that noisy person is actually, doesn't know how to use kitchen scale.

... I don't want people to sneak peek my dressing table and checking my new stuff and 'test drive' them...

I don't like people touching my important stuff without my permission but then replace it forever..

... I want to invite my friends to the house and have fun on the weekends and having 'personal' conversations without someone who's not in the circle pull a chair and then join us , the bad ones, doing 'bad' things....

... First and foremost, I don't want to stay in my 'sanctuary' anymore and watching TV, newspapers Online. :p

... I want to feel like 'at home'...

... I'm sorry, I always feel like I am living in a transit. A transit before moving out but as everyone knows, I'm married to Mommy's boy. Only boy.

Oh boy...... I will be 31 next month but still live with parents. Technically.

Whadda life....



Anyway, I am grateful for I have the most precious jewels around me like Gabby, Papa, Akurians, The Facebookers Family Members, the Raja's Clan .... :p :p . Thanks to my busy job that always keep me away from sadness but giving me more strength to face tomorrow.

p/s: The blinkee below is for my own 'home'. :p Am I that bad???

WEEKENDS SNIPPET

Another food entry, yebbaaaah!

We didn't go out last weekends. Hubby wanted to rest, I didn't feel like going to, what a lazybump. To be frank, I am now addicted to another PC games, Westward. Thanks to BigFishGames for creating such an addictive game for me! :p

PIL went to visit our niece, Easteralicia who had fever and thank God she's OK now. I cooked these on Saturday.


Pucuk Paku with 'belachan' (Shrimp paste) and Chye Sim with Beancurd and Prawns in Oyster Sauce! Notice that most of my cooking comes with extra gravy. I purposely did it because my darling hubby loves to slurrps them!

What's for dessert?



American Chocolate Cake! Very moist and silky yummy. I made quite a big portion and gave some to baby Sam's family and my SIL's family.

Now, checking on what did I cook for Sunday's lunch.



Ayam Masak Halia (Chicken Cooked with lots of pounded Gingers), some salted fish, Kailan in Oyster Sauce, steamed porky meat with Thai Chilli Sauce.



The happiest person in the world whenever I cook for her and no. 1 great big fan of my cooking. Chubby chubs Gabby. The second one that she loves would be this place..!

"Ngiehheeeheheee, finger lickin' good.."

Thanks to Aciapai for this fascinating image. :p

MAKAN DI MANA - MEE KOLOK SPECIAL, KY CAFE, JLN . SEKAMA

Jangan terkejut. Ini edisi tak halal. Ahakssss.. saja letak sini sebab rasanya ada pembaca blog ini yang bukan Islam. Oh ya, ramai tak tau yang akak ini sebenarnya berbangsa Iban. :D Steady aku wai! Hehehe...

Bercerita tentang cafe ini, sebenarnya dah lama dibuka. Bayangkanla dari laki akak kecik lagi sampai dah beranak sekarang ni masih lagi menikmati mee kolok yang rasanya agak 'tradisional' dari kedai lain. Dulu cafe ni asalnya kedai ubat, kedai singseh Cina orang kata.... tapi belah petang tuannya bukak stall menjual Kolok Mi ni. Lama-kelamaan, Kolok Mi dia lebih kencang dari ubat dia, jadi dia pun tutuplah kedai ubat tu dan ubahsuai kedai jadikla cafe sejak 30 tahun dulu!!

Nostalgia zaman kecik buat laki akak.... semangkuk mi tu ada seribu nilai sentimentalnya. Oh ya, kalau kat kedai Muslim biasa, Kolok Mi dia ehmmm boleh tahan enak, ada sos kicap pedas, daging sapi rebus, mi dia sedap gila tapi harganya agak mahal sedikitlah berbanding dengan mi kolok edisi tak halal ni. Semangkuk mi di atas kalau biasa RM2.80 dan special pulak RM3.50. Kalau yang halal tu, yang biasa aje dah mencecah RM4.00.

OK, kalau terbang ke Bumi Kenyalang... bolehla merasa Mi Kolok Sarawak yang ada pelbagai variasi. Sedap dik oiii!

SAWI BUNGA, TAUHU DAN UDANG MASAK SOS TIRAM

Dah kering idea dah tak tau nak masak apa hujung minggu. Godek2 peti sejuk jumpalah sawi bunga. Eh, ada udang! Hmmm.. Tauhu pun ada tau... so apa lagi..... meh kita lihat apa masakan akak.

Bahan:

Sawi bunga dalam 2 ikat
Udang, semangkuk
Tauhu 2 keping
Bawang putih 3 ulas
Bawang merah 1 ulas
Sos tiram 2 sudu besar dicampur sedikit tepung jagung yang telah dibancuh dengan air sikit jugak, kacau.

Cara:

Tumis semua bawang sampai wangi.

Bila dah wangi, masukkan udang dan goreng sampai udang jadi merah, masakla tu.

Lepas tu masukkan sawi bunga dan tauhu kacau lebih kurang.

Bila sayur dah layu masukkan sos tiram yang telah dicampurkan dengan tepung jagung dan air tadi.

Kacau sampai pekat, kalau kurang masin pandai2lah tambah garam 'adjust' rasa dia.

Dah pun siap!!


SELAMAT MEMBACA & SELAMAT MENCUBA!!

PUCUK PAKU TUMIS

Adeh deh deh.... :p Pulau Pucuk Paku di Lautan Kuah Bercili.... Sian paku tu sib baik tak tumbang. Lauk tengah hari minggu lepas ni, laki akak suka kuahkan nasi ngan kuah ni. Jadi tak heranlah kuah dia extra sikit.

Ikan bilis, cili padi, bawang merah dan bawang putih tumbuk halus pastu tumis. Bila dah garing masukkan aje cuk paku tu dan balik-balikkan. Kasi air sikit untuk cepat masak. Bila dah nampak lembut masukkan garam dan perasa. Tak lama goreng cuk paku ni sebenarnya.

Oh ya, kuah tu kemerahan sikit sebab cili dah abis, akak campakkan aje sesudu besar serbuk cili. Alah, sama lah tu..hehehehe.. boleh pakai dik oiiii....

Anyway, kat Sarawak ada paku 'Midin' dan paku 'Uban' kiterang panggil. Kat rumah kiterang jarang2 dapat beli paku ni, jarang beli hehehehe.. Lagipun pucuk paku yang kat atas ni jugak yang senang didapati.

.... hmm tengah pikir nak masak apa untuk lunch besok? Ok, babaiii..

MAKAN DI MANA - NASI BRIYANI, RESTORAN DAUN KARI

Haaaaa.. nilah favorit akak. Nasi Briyani Restoran Daun Kari, Kuching. Masa order aritu takde daging jadi derang kasilah ayam. Ayam pun ayamlah, janji dapat sorru! Harga sepinggan dalam lima hengget kauuu..nasi briyani memang mahal dikkkk... nak nak kalo daging dia besor-besor. Anyway, selamat menjamu mata...!

AVON - CLEARSKIN SKINCARE

Products: (Left to Right)

1. Clay Mask

2. Astringent Lotion

3. Oil Free Balancing Gel

4. Spot Corrector

5. Facial Wash

I am, like other women was born with imperfect skin. I have blemishes and pimples scar plus some zits, whitehead and black spots. When I checked the recent AVON's catalogue, I found this range of skincare which has intrigued me so much.

I have been using them for a month and what I could say here; my pimples and the scars are getting lesser. My face is now less out-shined by the face oil. *Yucks. What an improvement! Yes, the condition is improving and better!

These products are good, and they are recommended to those who have troubles with zits, blemishes, acne and pimples.

I've been using this for a month, precisely and these pictures were taken 2 nights ago.


Can you see the fading blemishes? I wear nothing at this point. No cream or foundation at all. So glad that the pimples scar is vanishing!

THANK YOU AVON!!